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DDTBBIYAN
Recently, Namja’s ego has been out of control. Combined with his new found love of axe, it is downright suffocating. This week the Mudd Family is in Vail for a lovely family skiing vacation. Namja thinks he is really good a skiing. I told him that he thought he was really cool, and he said he has the right to be cocky. Okay, you are not Wale or Kanye West. Nearly bitch slapped him. So, Serrah and I have been on a mission to take down his ego. We’ve unstrapped his skis when he is not looking so he falls. We’ve put salt in his water so he spits it out in the middle of the ski lodge. We slapped him on the ass when he tried to be smooth with this little skier chick who looked like justin beiber. It’s not enough. We can’t take it down! So, Serrah, Nick (our ski instructor), and I decided we needed something drastic. We dared him to do a 360 off a huge jump. Cocky little asshole decides he’ll do it. And puffed his chest out while he accepted the challenge. He sped down the ice sheet excuse for a trail towards his death, he went off the jump, his tips caught, he slammed into a tree and landed on the well. The well collapsed, and shot five feet under. It takes him half an hour to climb out, just to realize he forgot his skis and poles in, So he climbs back in to retrieve them. But this time he can’t get out. Ski patrol had to come bale him out. Meanwhile, one kid we were skiing with has literally peed his pants laughing so hard. Namja hasn’t spoken since. Mission Accomplished.
DDTBBIYAN (don’t dare to be bold if you are namja)
